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yeah, i know that.

anyway, it's pretty whatever right now. he's not gonna just like, up and announce it to the world.

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You're probably right.

At least this way you can get a cup of coffee without annoying journalists following you around.

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And I can make anonymous donations without a hassle.

but anyway. this isn't about him.

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You're right, it's not.

It's about you and how amazing you are.

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i dunno if it was really about that either :P

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Well I mean originally we were talking about licking assholes, which is a conversation we can continue if you'd like.

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hey, i'm big on assholes.

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It would certainly seem so, seeing how you're dating one.

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yeaaaah, i figured you'd like that one.

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